Look at that van go
that comment makes me uncomfortable
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
skittles what the fuck
i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
I relate to this possum on an emotional level.
this is my favorite story on the whole internet